No matter what you think, you are not prepared for Italian Spiderman

First things, first: I am angry it has taken this long for me to see the trailer to Italian Spiderman.

I'm not sure what the thinking was that went behind this, but I don't care. I don't care if it's genuine, or if it's a spoof, or simply a comedic segment to the Italian Sketch Show. It doesn't matter. Because it transcends the context. And every time you think you've seen the apex of absurdity, it trumps itself.

Without further adieu, please enjoy the trailer for Italian Spiderman.