The winter Olympics - if they were held in Manhattan.
Apparently I'm not using Craigslist to its fullest potential, like the guy who orchestrated jewel heists with it.
Not sure what you're Winter Olympic watching plans are, but if you're heading over to Sochi, be prepared to get hacked. Among other things.
Of course, the Olympics are still about competing on a global level, so get pumped up for them by watching this video:
Interview with the directors of the Lego movie, coming out tomorrow, and something I'm abnormally excited about.
I have no idea if these facts are true, but I guess that's kind of the point when you're listing facts that don't sound true. Still I vouch for nothing.