Cool Shit 3/25

Alright, here we go... The X-Files is officially coming back. Six episode, limited run. Honestly, I things they'd like to see with the new show (a terrible list); here's a list from Entertainment Weekly that is slightly more realistic. Personally, I believe they should follow the True Detective model and give us the investigation of one case. I don't care if it involves aliens or not, I just want a beginning, middle and end with it.
think this is the best option. Give everyone some room to breathe with a good story, but not so much that it gets bogged down with too much "mythology." Esquire came up with 6

Yes, Ted Cruz announced his presidential campaign. But he was not the first. Not by a long shot. Personally I'm hoping Mike Gravel runs again:



Self-proclaimed UFO abductees are a curious lot.

NBC was pretty hands off with the show Seinfeld during its run, but apparently there were two scripts they refused to approve.

Here's a fun look at every killing Sylvester Stallone has made on film...



Get your shit together before you go to a fancy restaurant and act like you belong.

Elections are Heating Up!

I love a good election ad, and while this isn't one of those, it is a great example of how far people are willing to go to get elected. Phil Davison didn't get the nomination, but it wasn't because people couldn't hear him. I do enjoy that he has to continually go back and check his notes when speaking about his experience. I guess remembering his degrees takes a back seat to his passion.

On another note - here's the greatest presidential campaign ad in the history of the world. I defy you to find one better. Mike Gravel, I will follow you to the ends of the earth.