If you're traveling by bus anytime soon, it's probably going to be you and a bunch of drug smugglers. Unless of course you too are smuggling drugs.
Alright, so maybe you don't want to ride a filthy bus to smuggle drugs. Why not simply make some? (And then you can get one of your deadbeat friends to be the bus smuggler.)
Fine, you don't want to build your kingdom on drugs, (at least not the illegal kind), why not use this handy candy popularity graph to help build your sugar baron kingdom? I'm guessing you're currently sitting in a pile of candy wrappers questioning your existence right now anyway.
And yet maybe the sugar baron thing is just too much and you don't like bees...I get it, so why not try your hand at moonshinin'? Looks like there's going to be an increase in demand.
I'm hoping that when looking a this breakdown of which soda (coke or pepsi) is more evil, people will simply realize both are awful. Also, it isn't far off into the future to see this soda "war" become a real, sponsored war over property, right?