I'm not sure if literal song translations are over or not, but I like this one because even though the audio values are atrocious, the writing is good. Plus, it's Astley.
Bad and Beautiful on the flip side...
This guy's got quite a little thing going on here. Strongest man in the world, yet he won't lift a truck up because he fears it will burst due to the energy he's emitting. Uh huh. I do enjoy that Egyptian Robert DeNiro is buying it. Seriously check it out - there's a lot going on.
That can't be a real beard, right?