Oh sure, the Hadron Collider might be good at defrosting a pizza, but do we really want to get into a war with our dimensional doppelgangers every time we get stoned and want some Elios?
I'll go to my grave defending Baywatch Nights. That it's on this list is reprehensible.
I thought this would be kinda obvious, but whatever - the stuff you put on the Internet can be used to track you down.
Who doesn't love tacos except for the stray lactose intolerant person? I don't know, but I never want to meet them (which is why I always carry a glass of milk around). Here's information I doubt you knew about the crunchy (or soft!) hand held delicacy.