The Best (or Worst) Sexy Halloween Costumes for Women: Part 2

In part 1, we took a general look at how women are going to objectify themselves simply because they can. Our society is slowly turning the scares of Halloween into the skin of scantily clad women. It's a weird juxtaposition, especially in a zeitgeist that continually plays tug of war with the morals of exposing the human body for others to enjoy.

What a weird fucking bunch of weirdos we all are.

But anyway, that's the world we live in, so who am I to make ripples? I'll just point stuff out and laugh and/or cringe. Your mileage may vary...

Sexy MTV Music Awards Miley Cyrus

Probably the biggest seller for this year. Women looking to get a laugh will go as Miley Cyrus. Couples will go as Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus. They will think they're clever until they hit the party and see the 4 other couples that had their same idea. Also, for this costume to work you need the attitude of Miley to pull it off, or you going to really feel stupid. Shame is not included.

Sexy Chucky

Maybe I'm a prude, or missed the strong sexual undertones of the Chuck franchise (except the Bride chapter - I got those sexual undertones), but I never thought the Chucky doll had a sexual element to it ("him?") The axe is a nice touch, and I guess checks a box for some blood fetishist. But seriously - wasn't Chucky a doll? As in, having a young person's mentality? (Forgive my rudimentary Chucky lore knowledge. He was possessed by a convicted murdered sentenced to death, right?)

Sexy Edward Scissorhands

It's been awhile since I've seen the movie, over 20 years I think, so I might be misremembering, but wasn't a lot of the point of Edward Scissorhands that appearance wasn't so important? I wonder if Burton signed off on this costume and is getting royalties...or is the sexy halloween costume lobby so large and deep pocketed that it can simply thumb its nose at such legal nonsense.

Sexy Ghostbuster

I don't see a proton pack so I'm not sure how much Ghostbusting is going to be on. It's almost as if they're saying the proton pack doesn't matter!

Sexy Bandit Hamburglar

I just wanted to put the idea of Sexy Hamburglar out into the world, and watch it flourish. Sexy bandit is so boring.

Sexy Corn

Sure food is sensual, but if we're being honest, shouldn't the corn costume be for the men?

Stay tuned for part 3, where we will explore the nature of law enforcement...gone sexy!