Showing posts with label popcorn trick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label popcorn trick. Show all posts

Monday, December 31, 2012

The Popcorn Trick and Fireside Chat Have an Alien (Podcast) Baby and It Is Awesome

  Long ago, and in a basement not that far away, there was a podcast called Fireside Chat. As podcasts go, it was, as the French say, très passable.

The Fireside Chat guys are real nice guys. Not terribly interesting, but again, real real nice.

They told us about this podcasting thing, then we pretty much perfected it.

As a favor to them, we invited them for a podcast summit. And as a favor to us, they taught us about shorter segments. And skits. And which animals should be larger.

And we recorded it using an iPad.

Check out the “OUR PODCAST” section on the right for details about getting the podcast via iTunes. Or you can download it directly.

Enjoy.

A true Walken impersonator. “Your car is alive!”

 

Not racist at all.

 

What some people would do with invisibility: The Invisible Bicycle Helmet | Fredrik Gertten from Focus Forward Films on Vimeo.

And what some other people would do with invisible girls.

 

This has nothing to do with the podcast itself, but we all watched it and laughed before we recorded it.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Podcast 11.000 – 70% Less Structure, 150% More Rambling

Once upon a time, The Popcorn Trick was nothing more than a frisky little kernel, yearning for the heat that would cause it to explode in flavor and happily die an artificial-butter-flavor-induced death in the mouth of some guy way too old to be watching Twilight for the 5th time.

That kernel had not yet dared to dream of a day when it would sponsor house concerts or be a vehicle for strangers to tell Goose that he’s an idiot.

No, that kernel was borderline adequate at one thing and one thing only: 

Podcasting.

Like McLean Stevenson and Phil Spector before us, we had forsaken that which had elevated us to the upper-lower echelon of show business in the first place.

But that could not and will not stand. 

Is Acid Podcasting Considered a Full-Blown Genre Yet?

It is now.  With our previous 10 podcasts, we had a fairly rigid format with an intro, and outro, and 3-4 segments that were decidedly about something.

Because of the nearly 9-month hiatus, we had a large backlog of things to discuss, so we just started skiffing and broke it up into segments when discussion of a topic naturally came to an end.  It felt good.

Can we do this with every podcast?  If we wait 9 months, sure.

Let us know what you think about the new format, good or bad.

We Will Try To Reduce, If Not Eliminate, The Poor Audio Quality That Makes It Sound Like We Are Broadcasting From Within An Airplane Hangar

We promise.

Audio-Visual Ephemera

Links:

  1. Twitter
    • ThePopcornTrick (Updated every time we post something to the Blog or Podcast)
    • TheCline (personal ramblings)
    • Goose (personal ramblings and frittata recipes)
  2. Vegas
    • In anticipation of our April 2010 Bender in the city that truly doesn’t sleep, here’s an article I wrote about some of my favorite and out-of-the-way places in Vegas to get your drink/bingo/stripper/buffet/leprechaun ON.
  3. I’m a Crappy Contest, Get Me Out of Here
    • Here’s a recap of the brief time I spent as part of this wretched contest.
  4. YouTubing in Public
    • See my shirt-winning entry and hear more about my adventures in the madcap world of YouTube bar contests in this post.
  5. Reverend Cline
    1. 2 of my friends foolishly chose me to marry them.  30 seconds on the Universal Life Church web site, and blammo, I was ordained.  I’d post some pics, but am still waiting for them to be posted by people lazier than I.
    2. I will post the 2 readings that the couple chose.  Keep in mind that the second one was read by someone doing an impersonation of the groom doing an impersonation of Jerry Seinfeld, which devolved during the reading into a Harry Carey homage.
      1. Pablo Neruda -

        “I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way  than this: Where “I” does not exist, nor “You”, so close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep."
      2. Jerome Seinfeld -

        "The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same, so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy."

Video

When I think of Brosnan in Volcano, I immediately think of the Backstreet Boys:

King Khan & the Shrines (aka the intro music)

A little old-time comedy:

Our award-winning film, Get ‘em McGettigan!

Given the opportunity, hopefully we’ll live up to JVCD’s example of how to be interviewed at Cannes:

Our spit takes will be way better than these guys, though maybe not as physically attractive:

 

Some of the movies we mentioned:

Sean Bean makes a cameo on a British sitcom:

“You heard me, Coltrane”

Monday, November 3, 2008

Going "inside" The Popcorn Trick

I'm not sure many of you know this, but with this blog comes a neat little tool that allows me to see people search on Google to get here. When I first found out about this interface, I was really psyched, in a Porky's girl's bathroom hole scene. Now that I've peeped on you freaks though, it's more of an James Gandolfini 8MM feel that I can't wash off my skin, no matter how many Silkwood showers I take.

(and there it is - the record for obscure, stupid movie references in one paragraph. I'd like to thank the academy. I have a speech already here...)

Anyway, while I'm sure many bloggers use this data to increase the traffic to their site, I use it for entertainment value. And I figured why should I have the fun? Why not pull the curtain away and reveal what makes you convicts tick? Because after seeing most of the phrases that get you here, I can't imagine anyone other than the fine people locked away in our penal system searching our site.

On the flip side, a closer look at the stats, and a list of my favorite phrases that led people to the Popcorn Trick...



It seems that the search engine tool only keeps data from 6 months, and it's broken down into 2 lists: a list of searches where our site showed up (and it's ranking on that list); and a list of searches where people then clicked to our site. I'll be focusing on the latter...

May 2008

If you googled "live blogging the lost finale," we ranked #2! That's pretty cool. I can't believe I was one of the only ones to do that, but I'll take it. And yes, I'm still upset Kemy died.

The search I'm most proud of this month is: "youtube majors lee benedict dirk." I feel good knowing I've spread the genius of both those actors, regardless of the fact that the person searching for them isn't 100% sure of first land last names for these two stud actors.

I'm also proud the phrase, "Little Giants 2" brought at least one person to the site, though I'm sad that we didn't give any actual information about the sequel. Actually I'm really sad that there isn't a sequel.

June 2008

Either the thing was broken this month, or our content was a little lean. No searches led anyone to our site. It was like the book A Tale of 2 Cities, with our site being the city that really sucked.

July 2008

We bounced back in July though. Here's a list of my favorites:

What will the government do if a UFO landed on earth
Little Giants 2
dick in the popcorn trick

Good to see the fan of Little Giants didn't give up hope for the sequel! I also like the fact that my site hopefully further fueled some conspiracy newsletter's editor with more fodder to pour into the gullible minded hearts of its subscribers.

dick in the popcorn trick - well that just brings a warm spot to my heart.

August 2008

We lost steam again in August, with the only thing bringing people to our site was our name: The Popcorn Trick. Hey, it's the dog days of summer.

September 2008

People are back in school which brings more bizarre searches. I'd personally like to thank the person who used the phrase, "Adrienne Barbeau's jiggle" to get to the site; to see that come up puts a smile on my face and a lump in my pants. In fact, it also made me come up with this quick list of ten other women/physical movements:

  • Fannie Flagg shimmy
  • Linda Carter chicken dance
  • evangeline lilly fidget
  • bridget fonda nipple lick
  • jane fonda watches bridget nipple lick
  • Jill clayburgh silver streak
  • kristy mcnichol sexy gran mal seizure
  • tina yothers hair pulling
  • heather thomas bouncing buttocks
  • denise richards kissing things


I am concerned however that someone searched for "how to do the popcorn trick." Not because I'm afraid it's going to happen in a movie somewhere, more because it never occurred to me that the move needed instructions. Basically you need a tub of popcorn, a somewhat loose girl who can take a really obvious hint, and some moxie. There, I just laid it out for you.

October 2008

I may hate the Braves, but I don't hate the person finding us through "Mark Lemke girlfriends." I so hope it was a girl searching to see if she could figure out his type in hopes of getting an idea of his likes before stalking him.

That's just a quick look at some of the searches that got people to our site, and a deeper look into the readers we have here. And yes I know I promised you my favorites of the last 6 months...

"jdroth nickelodeon" (I'm like 90% sure I know the guy who put this in)
"little nude sweethearts" (hopefully not cross linked with Perverted Justice)
"Betty White if she had a dick" (but don't we all wonder that from time to time)

See you next month. Keep those searches coming!